This morning I woke up at 6:40am. I leave my house at 7am. After springing out of bed like my ass was on fire, I managed to shower, get ready, and leave by 7:05am. Someone give me a medal.
Speaking of fire, this morning I realized that what smelled like burnt hair was actually my hair dryer burning my hair. Off. It burnt it off. I then realized that what I thought was my hair just oddly breaking off for the past few weeks could actually be related to my hair dryer...burning it.
Today, I was addressed, in a professional email, as Ms. G. That's a new one. I was also called "momma"...by two different children.
In the office behind me, some man felt it was necessary (or maybe impressive?) to belch. Repeatedly. All day long. This comes one day after some other man hocked a loogie and left it in the toilet in the bathroom in my office.
I attended my 6th meeting in 7 business days today. I barely remember what we talked about and, for a brief moment before the meeting started, I wasn't even entirely sure I actually had that meeting today.
Last, but not least, here is the icing on the cake...
Tonight, in Pilates, someone farted. Loud. And no one laughed. I'm sorry, what? Am I the only one with the sense of humor of a 14 year old boy? WHO doesn't laugh at unexpected farts? ESPECIALLY in a room full of girls...? How am I supposed to relax with people rippin' farts around me? Impossible.
That was my life today. It was like having an out-of-body experience. Seriously...burnt hair, burps, loogies, and children referring to me as "momma". This is completely irrelevant when it comes to my job, but I wanted to document it so I could look back and laugh at everything, especially the unexpected fart.
No one laughed? That's ridiculous, I literally just laughed outloud on that one! But the real question is, was it you and did you have to laugh to cover up your own fart?
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